Bomb

Ever wonder what an episode of Friends would look like if all of the characters were jaded hipsters with star tattoos on their elbows and Central Perk were a filthy restaurant in a roadside motel?

All-you-can-eat buffet that focuses on Chinese fare.

Diner fare at the hipster answer to Denny’s and IHOP.

My initial buffet glow of thinking, Oh wow, soooo much food!, was wearing off. Suddenly, I became disgusted with Joy East’s mediocrity — and my gluttony.