Dragons having sex with cars (NSFW)

Achtung! The following post is NSFW. In fact, it’s more NSFWTF.

UPDATE 2007-09-24: Learn how to have sex with a car!

Jubei on MightyJustice has uploaded some fan art of dragons having sex with cars to a subdirectory on his website. We’ve re-uploaded them here in case they get taken down. (Everything lasts forever on the Internet!)

The webmaster disowns the images. From BTW_I_DIDNT_MAKE_THESE.txt:

I didn’t create these epic images, I was merely linked them by a friend and I hosted them on this site so that I could show friends. I’m into some weird shit, but I definatly do not affiliate with furries or scalies (whatever the fuck).

Again, these images were merely hosted for lulz.

I definatly wished he used spellcheck.

Furries, in case you’re wondering, are members of a subculture who enjoy anthropomorphizing animal characters. While much of the fun of dressing up like wolves or ducks or whatever is limited to innocent cosplay (“costume roleplaying”), some furries derive intense sexual pleasure from the experience. The sexuality experienced by furries is referred to as “yiff,” as in “a yiffy fur” (a furry who is aroused or sexually active) or “yiffy art” along the lines of the hot dragon/car action linked above. The word is supposedly derived from the sounds wolves make while mating.

None of this sociological observation excuses the fact that these people are totally fucking weird and deserve our most virulent contempt. They must be normalized and assimilated post-haste.

Comments

Anonymous's picture

that is by far teh sweetest shitt i have seen in my 14 years on this planet.

Edward Smith's picture

I love the idea of Dragons making love to sexy cars.
The dragon in me…
I love cars. I love sexy jets and helicopters.
I have made love to many.

InfernoChris's picture

Cars have many poopers

Late Night Austin Real Estate Blog's picture

Apparently there is going to be alot of robot sex in 5 years.

“Sex and marriage with robots?” (MSNBC.com)

aoc gold's picture

Just pray they don’t make robot dragons, no one will ever get to work on time!

Anonymous's picture

words can’t explain my excitement.
my wildest dreams have come true.
when i wake up every morning, i have something to look forward to.
i love the idea of a hard dragon in a car.

Anonymous's picture

How does it occur to someone that they want to see pictures of dragons having sex with cars? Who comes up with the idea “Hey, it would really help me get off if I had a picture of a dragon with it’s doogan up a tailpipe to look at?” I mean, I’m not knocking it, it doesn’t hurt anybody, so good for you for finding your specialized fetish, but how does it occur to someone that they like that?

Anonymous's picture

OBVSLY because its awesome

karnautrahl's picture

Hell’s teeth-humanity is weird. We kill each other. We torture other. Mostly for myths and bullshit reasons.

I’m not sure who is sicker. Killing for mythical beliefs or having sexual compulsions that involve rape, incest or worse.

Sorry but I personally have contempt for the real trash of humanity. For really vile acts.

This is of course a very biased view. I see no moral high ground for “normal” people in the slightest.

Anyway that’s that bullshit out the way. Some of those paintings I really like—at least the originals LOL.

It’s one of the funnier fetishes on the web to be sure.
I’m not into dragos myself-I need my dreams to exist that’s all. Practical matter really.

I’m a mechaphile however and well, love to play. and debate. Specially when I’m in the mood for it.

I’ve had numerous discussion with folks who are desperate to remind me that I *MUST* feel abnormal and fucked up. Usually the opposite happens :-).

Remember that feeling when someone told you you shouldn’t do something or you should be a certain type of person? That rebellious one?

Yeah me too ;). I loves a good fight when the other also thinks they’re right.

We’re both deluded of course…a matter of degree…

Right is usually perception…for most things. There are only a few exceptions.

werezerg's picture

i luv dragons and i love cars these two equal super happy 4 mins

Patrick's picture

The fetish itself is kind of weird but I guess there are worse things out there… but how dare the artists have their dragons violate such nice cars, like ‘Cudas or Porsches!? Driving these cars are better than sex, anyway (lawl). Dragons are okay I guess, but now I will never be able to look at them the same way I used to.

Late Night Austin Real Estate's picture

I dont konw if its because its late but

OBVSLY because its awesome

in response to

so good for you for finding your specialized fetish, but how does it occur to someone that they like that?

is my favorite comment of the year.

Anonymous's picture

Nice, im gonna try that when i get bigger exhaust pipe!

Anonymous's picture

i wont more

part-dragon's picture

the best pictures of my life (16) years and the coolest.

Butchie's picture

I don’t know if it’s a good thing, but now this fetish has been immortalized in song.

Rule 34

Todd Ross Nienkerk's picture
TOP editor

Dragon sex awareness is on the rise! From last week’s Savage Love column:

I am a young, straight male—but I have this obsession with male-on-male dino-dragon porn. I don’t get it. I’M SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT! Am I psychotic or what?

—Dino Really Are Gonna Overtake Now

You’re not psychotic, DRAGON, just pathetic.

[…]

Read the rest of Dan Savage’s reply »

Anonymous's picture

HOLY SHIT!!

Austin Real Estate's picture

That is ridiculously weird.

VladNOT's picture

I LOVE LUV DRAGON, DRAGON IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KEWL LIKE A PHONE HOLSTER AND IM NOT GAY LAWL I WISH I HAD DRAGON AND CAR SEXY TIME NOW IM A ROBBER BARONN NNN WITH A DRAGON MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DRAgon COCK MMMMMMMMMMMMM GEAR STICK IN MY BUM HOLE ITS NOT TOOO STICKY

8===D O-;

MY DREAM

Anonymous's picture

Wow…everyone should seriously get their heads examined, like wtf is wrong with you people….Dragons dont even exist..like common!! its fucking gross! why cant everyone have regular sex and watch regular porn like male on female…god damn….fucking psychos…disgrace to mankind..

only sane man on internets's picture

Just when I thought people can’t get any weirder…Frank Zappa would’ve struggled to think of something this odd.

Cierra's picture

mm omg this was soo hott love dragons having sex with cars ;)

dragon lover's picture

Its weird its new its great! lol! man pepole love the weirdest things (me too)the brain is one of natures wunders.. isent it?

RED DRAGON's picture

THE BEST PICTURES ARE 1,2,9 I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.IT WILL BE COOL IF THE PERSON WHO MADE THEM MADE A PICTURE WITH A DRAGON(FROM THE FIRST PICTURE THE GREEN ONE) HAVING SEX WITH A WOMEN.THE WOMEN LYING ON THE FLOR AND THE DRAGON ON HER HAVING SEX AND ENJOYING WITH HER.
P.S. I USE MY NAME BECOUSE I WANT TO BE A RED DRAGON(NOT BECOUSE OF HAVING SEX WITH CARS,BUT BECOUSE DRAGONS ARE FOR ME BEAUTIFUL CREATURES AND I LOVE THEM)

VladNOT's picture

I agree with The Red Dragon from Hannibal. I want The Red Dragon’s cock in my ass. Please illustrate. I love you Red Dragon.

Aevlore's picture

Very intriguing.

I like the art very much, and I myself wouldn’t mind harding a car like in Pic 2.

And also to that guy who thinks we aren’t normal:

For your information buddy, we ARE normal. We’re just not like you. To be honest, who in their right mind would want to be like you in any way? Cuss people over the net like that… It’s YOU who define the sadness and the irrational of humankind, not us.

Three words, and heed them well.

GET
A
LIFE.

VladNOT's picture

i love dragon balls.

Sanity's picture

Well, I mean… its just, but… but…. and, so…. errr; yeah, then… HUH?