Hillary Clinton asked you to pull her finger

Having trouble deciding who to vote for in our upcoming Democratic primaries? The internet has just made your job easier.

Visit Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle and Hillary Clinton is Your New Bicycle for up-to-the-minute coverage of public opinion, where you’ll learn that:

  • Barack Obama thinks that you’re cute
  • Hillary Clinton cheated at Skee-Ball
  • Barack Obama thought you could use some chocolate
  • Hillary Clinton cancelled your TiVo season pass
  • Barack Obama wrote on your FunWall
  • Hillary Clinton is wearing her Bluetooth headset at the table

…the nerve!

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photo / azrainman Hillary Clinton’s away message is giving you an unneeded glimpse into her psyche 

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