Super Mario like you’ve never seen

29 October 2007 | Aaron Stanush

Strap your socks on, because what I’m about to reveal to you will blow them right through your shoes.

Google Translate can only glean as to the true meaning of this remarkable retelling of the Super Mario and Luigi brothers’ epic tale. Here is a glimpse.

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“Haw I静MARE Yoshi! !
うぬはこのマリ男の馬なるぞ！ UNU is this man’s horse Mali! ！ ! 」 “ 
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Louis child “My brother Mali man, Ren Tendoryu 1800 years of history in the history of the strongest fighters”
「その比類なき剛拳は一撃一撃が必殺の威力を秘め、神すら凌駕する…」 “The unparalleled rigid fist blow is a blow to knockdown of the awesome power of God, even to excel.” 

Let the adventure begin

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30 October 2007 10:56am | User: Christine Acker
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Mario isn’t fat enough.

30 October 2007 11:03am | User: Anonymous (not verified)
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Well I never thought I’d want to fuck Mario. Hm.

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