Ted Rall

Gonzales v. the United States

Ted Rall: Gonzales v. the United States

Like Capone, Alberto Gonzales has gone down for a mere misdemeanor: firing U.S. attorneys for investigating Republican politicians.

It did happen here

Ted Rall: It did happen here

Before 9/11 and “preventative detention” and legal torture and scary new laws like the USA-Patriot Act and the Military Commissions Act eliminated habeas corpus, Padilla would have sat in jail a day or two. He might have gotten roughed up. Then he’d have walked. That was under democracy.

An appealing Chinese import: accountability

Ted Rall: An appealing Chinese import: accountability

Zhang Shuhong was a nice boss to the end. On the last day of his life the fiftyish entrepreneur greeted his employees as they arrived at his factory and wished them a good shift. Then he went to the company warehouse and hanged himself.

Perverted justice

Ted Rall: Perverted justice

Run your neighborhood through your state’s Megan’s Law database and you’ll likely conclude that sex offenders are all over the place. One is too many, but the problem isn’t as widespread as we’ve been led to believe.

Speed kills (your wallet)

Ted Rall: Speed kills (your wallet)

It was a beautiful afternoon in early autumn, and for an instant I mistook the brightly colored lights flashing in my rearview mirror for streaks of sunlight filtering through gently turning leaves.

Poor and uneducated, like we thought

Ted Rall: Poor and uneducated, like we thought

Desperate people are more tempted to accept a job that could cost them their lives.

Wrong and white and read all over

Ted Rall: Wrong and white and read all over

On Iraq, the right was wrong. It’s a slam dunk. So why do the wrong righties keep raking in big media cash? And why aren’t lefties taking a victory lap?

Logic bomb

Ted Rall: Logic bomb

The Red Mosque crisis symbolizes the devil’s bargain Pakistan’s ruling elites have struck with Islamic radicals since independence from Britain, a tacit understanding that has turned this nuclear-armed state into a terrifying cauldron of instability.

Resistance is fiscal

Ted Rall: Resistance is fiscal

The last time I wrote from here was 1999. I filed my column from the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region. Now there isn’t enough left of that somewhat fictional official autonomy to justify the dateline.

Let them drink rapeseed oil

Ted Rall: Let them drink rapeseed oil

Ted Rall reports from Tajikistan: In Tajikistan, US runs a distant fifth in the race for hearts and minds.

The rise of Tajikmanbashi

Ted Rall: The rise of Tajikmanbashi

Ted Rall reports from Tajikistan: Totalitarian lunacy has returned to Central Asia.

What’d we do?

Ted Rall: What'd we do?

George W. Bush didn’t own a passport before 2001. Seventy-nine percent of Americans don’t have one now. Maybe they’re better off.

Left turn

Ted Rall: Left turn

America’s experiment with neofascism is coming to an end.

Mission accomplished

Ted Rall: Mission accomplished

This column isn’t about the war. It’s about logic.

Enemy of the state

Enemy of the state

Government agencies began spying on me shortly after 9/11. I have repeatedly suffered service interruptions at the hands of a government whose laughably inept phone-tapping skills match its inability to respond to a hurricane or tornado.

Frontrunners by default

Ted Rall: Frontrunners by default | That Other Paper

If I knew who was going win the presidency next year, I wouldn’t tell you. I’d place a bet.

The case for defeatism

Ted Rall: The case for defeatism | That Other Paper

We haven’t just lost in Iraq. For a lot of the same reasons, the US war against Afghanistan was doomed before it began.

Choose one: loyalty or glory

Ted Rall: Choose one: loyalty or glory | That Other Paper

Four years late and half a trillion dollars short. Why didn’t George Tenet tell us this stuff when it mattered — before we invaded Iraq?

Horror, not shock, at Virginia Tech

Ted Rall: Horror, not shock, at Virginia Tech | That Other Paper

Most Americans are shocked by school shootings. Not me. I’m amazed they don’t happen more often.

Use the First Amendment — but not in public

Ted Rall: Use the First Amendment — but not in public | That Other Paper

Did Imus have a legal right to his spot on drive-time radio in New York? Obviously not. But that’s not the point.