Local comic Keith Mannina talks with TOP’s Luna.
Bertie Denby could never have predicted that an afternoon at a friend’s house spent playing with a Ouija board would affect her so profoundly.
According to The Smoking Gun, drug dealers are now branding their ecstasy pills with the Harry Potter logo, no doubt to cash in on the hype surrounding the fifth book and seventh movie. The pills are actually called “Harry Potters.”
I’ve heard of being addicted to Harry Potter, but this is ridiculous.
Jokes about Leonidas’ painted-on abs and the rampant homoeroticism in Sparta? Check. Jokes about Harry’s wand flickering in the dark? Check. Jokes about Brad Pitt’s goddess mom? Check.
Why on earth don’t American newscasters get to do this?
Make sure to check out the official website for the Titanic Truth Movement for the rest of the story.
Who knew a sport performed on ice could be so hott? Skating to Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb,” Russian figure skating legend Evgeni Plushenko flaunts convention (among other things). Although I’m not entirely sure it’s not a bodysuit. Make sure to listen closely to the commentary.
ETA: OK, it’s a bodysuit. The video is still fabulously funny.
3pm at Ventana del Soul on Oltorf
Barista “We’re not giving away Jesus pens, we’re not giving away Satan-worshipping pens, and we’re not giving away flying spaghetti monster pens.”
So on the West Mall at UT there are always these people handing out flyers for FACE AIDS or some sort of AIDS awareness campaign. Which is cool and all, except for what they say to you when you walk by: “Would you like to help fight AIDS today?” This isn’t a one-time thing. I walk by them every day and every single one of them uses the exact same phrase every single time.
While walking on the UT campus…
Ditzy girl on her cell phone “So it’s been really really hard because I gave up pizza and Facebook for Lent…”
Girl to her friend “I started getting really dizzy so I switched to wine.”
Overheard by Blair Shiff