Luna

Local comic Keith Mannina talks with TOP’s Luna.

I love you, Craigslist.

For Austinite Kramer Wetzel, astrology is more than a hobby — it’s a way of life.

I guess Craigslist is the right place to post this sort of request…

Bertie Denby could never have predicted that an afternoon at a friend’s house spent playing with a Ouija board would affect her so profoundly.

According to The Smoking Gun, drug dealers are now branding their ecstasy pills with the Harry Potter logo, no doubt to cash in on the hype surrounding the fifth book and seventh movie. The pills are actually called “Harry Potters.”

I’ve heard of being addicted to Harry Potter, but this is ridiculous.

Some trickster over at Ikea decided to have a little fun with the 2007 catalog. The first page of the catalog shows a family laying on a bed with a dog, and a closer look at the dog’s stomach reveals what appears to be a human penis.

Meet Phil, our funny feathered friend.

How he drinks that beer through that beak I’ll never know.

Punchline happens again this Friday at 10pm at ColdTowne Theater. Trey Galyon is headlining.

Jokes about Leonidas’ painted-on abs and the rampant homoeroticism in Sparta? Check. Jokes about Harry’s wand flickering in the dark? Check. Jokes about Brad Pitt’s goddess mom? Check.

Why on earth don’t American newscasters get to do this?

Make sure to check out the official website for the Titanic Truth Movement for the rest of the story.

“Baby Got Back” like you’ve never heard it before. Thank you, Jonathan Coulton.

Who knew a sport performed on ice could be so hott? Skating to Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb,” Russian figure skating legend Evgeni Plushenko flaunts convention (among other things). Although I’m not entirely sure it’s not a bodysuit. Make sure to listen closely to the commentary.

ETA: OK, it’s a bodysuit. The video is still fabulously funny.

The former prez wrote a crossword puzzle for the New York Times.

Editor’s Note: The clues in this puzzle are a little more playful and involve more wordplay than in a typical crossword. You have been warned. — WILL SHORTZ

3pm at Ventana del Soul on Oltorf

Barista “We’re not giving away Jesus pens, we’re not giving away Satan-worshipping pens, and we’re not giving away flying spaghetti monster pens.”

I can’t stop watching this video. This actor named Liam Sullivan (www.liamshow.com) makes these hilarious videos with a character named Kelly. Feast your eyes.

So on the West Mall at UT there are always these people handing out flyers for FACE AIDS or some sort of AIDS awareness campaign. Which is cool and all, except for what they say to you when you walk by: “Would you like to help fight AIDS today?” This isn’t a one-time thing. I walk by them every day and every single one of them uses the exact same phrase every single time.

While walking on the UT campus…

Ditzy girl on her cell phone “So it’s been really really hard because I gave up pizza and Facebook for Lent…”

Girl to her friend “I started getting really dizzy so I switched to wine.”

Overheard by Blair Shiff

What was the best April Fool’s joke you came across this year?

My pick: Fake Facebook minifeed stories.

Among them: