- In Arlington, Texas, some jerk who hates fun is going around robbing and beating ice cream men.
- GOOD.
- A boy in New York was hit by a car after buying ice cream, and now he’s in a coma. And not the kind of coma you sometimes jokingly say you’re in after feasting on ice cream that tastes really, really fucking delicious.
- “Pull the udder one: farm scoops ice cream success.” Hahahahahahhaaaha! I hate myself.
- Ben and Jerry’s will give you a free ice cream cone today! Oh my gosh!
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thank you for making me realize just how much my life was lacking ice cream news alerts. i am now whole.