Hipster forecast for the week of May 19

19 May 2008 | Scenester Truffaut Polaroid

a’right a’right a’right — t_imef_or

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illustration / Adam Avramescu Creative Commons licensed: Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 “Anybody remember Kriss Kross?” 
  • Hipsters citywide maintain a week of silence after this weekend’s visit from St. Radiohead.
  • Some douchebag calls Radiohead passé. Everyone pretends to agree.
  • Temperatures in the nineties all week. Time to boob out of those V-necks.
  • “Jesus” becomes an adjective, as in, “That new Caribou album is so Jesus.” Or “Emo’s has gotten pretty Jesus since they changed the booking dudes.”
  • 100% chance of waiting too long for your coffee at Spider House.
  • Obscure reference of week plus usage. Kurosawa. Japanese director. “George Lucas’ film Star Wars was a total rip off of a Kurosawa film.”
  • Upcoming trends on the East Side: White guilt.
  • Jeans tightness index: 21 microns per 500 songs in iTunes collection.

As_alw_ay_s, a hipster is a friend indied.

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