Hipster forecast for the week of May 12

12 May 2008 | Scenester Truffaut Polaroid

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HPSTR 4CST

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photo / Pierre LaScott
illustration / Adam Avramescu Creative Commons licensed: Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 “Hold on. I just realized I have daddy issues.” 
  • Five months removed from his Pitchfork #1 win, Panda Bear fades from everyone’s collective memory.
  • Purebreed dogs are out; regular mutts are out; mutts that are half-ketamine are in.
  • Local DJs make a rush on Cheapo Discs to snap up every Haddaway record available.
  • 90% chance that’s not her natural hair color.
  • Conrad Keely slips on a spilled Cape Cod at Beauty Bar. This becomes the new dance move.
  • Ladies and gentlemen, set your iPods to random.
  • Someone at the Peacock will argue, “The only films that are really obscure are the ones that don’t exist.”
  • Jeans tightness index: 21 microns per 1% body fat.

Remembz, yallz, a hipster is a friend indied.

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13 May 2008 10:25am | User: Hazmatisfun (not verified)
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That was great. I will now proceed to enjoying my pre-lunch bowel movement.

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