Hipster forecast for the week of May 5

4 May 2008 | Scenester Truffaut Polaroid

Jusss’anotha week and it’s time for yr dose of tr00f. Lis’n up & haig’n out: Isssss this_weex’

HPSTR 4CST

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photo / Pierre LaScott
illustration / Adam Avramescu Creative Commons licensed: Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 “My favorite TV show is cocaine.” 
  • A light breeze will flow through the Mohawk. Five Bradford Cox lookalikes blow away.
  • MySpace: In, but only if you’re using it ironically.
  • 100% chance of waiting too long for your coffee at Spider House.
  • Someone pronounces “Epoch” wrong. Three people who have never been there judge.
  • Mario is a sellout, but Luigi is totes indie.
  • Totes are totes amazers.
  • 30% chance of flaking the fuck out.
  • Jeans tightness index: 37 microns per 1% body fat.

And donchuevah forget, a hipster is a friend indied.

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