Hipster forecast for the week of May 5

Jusss’anotha week and it’s time for yr dose of tr00f. Lis’n up & haig’n out: Isssss this_weex’

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photo / Pierre LaScott
illustration / Adam Avramescu “My favorite TV show is cocaine.” 

• A light breeze will flow through the Mohawk. Five Bradford Cox lookalikes blow away.
• MySpace: In, but only if you’re using it ironically.
• 100% chance of waiting too long for your coffee at Spider House.
• Someone pronounces “Epoch” wrong. Three people who have never been there judge.
• Mario is a sellout, but Luigi is totes indie.
• Totes are totes amazers.
• 30% chance of flaking the fuck out.
• Jeans tightness index: 37 microns per 1% body fat.

And donchuevah forget, a hipster is a friend indied.