Drinking bottled holy water makes you good

courtesy Spiritual WaterI’m glad they do background checks on the priests. 

Why drink Gatorade to boost your performance when you can drink holy water instead? The latest bottled-water trend (I didn’t even know there were bottled-water trends) is holy drinking water.

From Newsweek:

Holy Drinking Water, produced by a California-based company called Wayne Enterprises, is blessed in the warehouse by an Anglican or Roman Catholic priest (after a thorough background check). Like a crucifix or a rosary, a bottle of Holy Drinking Water is a daily reminder to be kind to others.

There are other companies selling holy drinking water, too, like Liquid OM, which is vibrated with a gong to promote a positive outlook, and my favorite, Spiritual H20, which has the coolest bottles.