Best of Craigslist Austin: She ate ants for you!

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Sure, there are a ton of funny, ridiculous posts on Craigslist no matter what city you’re browsing. But an often overlooked section is Best of Craigslist, where the weirdest, most hilarious posts wind up after they receive enough votes. Here are a couple of the most recent Best Of posts made by Austinites:

I can’t believe I ate ants for you - w4m

When you had a small group over for bbq at your place I pretended I didn’t notice the tortilla chips had ants all over them and ate them anyway. I didn’t want to cause a scene in front of your friends and make them question the sanitary quality of the food they were about to eat. Now that I have gotten absolutely nowhere with you I deeply regret this decision.

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Awesome handstitched rug made from ex’s fave shirts.

Allright folks…I have this lovely, amazing rug made hade out of my evil ex-fiance’s favorite shirts! My idea was this…I would cut them up and sew them together in order to make a mat to place under my cat’s litter box. Seemed pretty deserving, right? But then I thought…when my ex left me for a 19 year old hussy, really he ditched Tony Montana (my awesome cat) as well, and Tony shouldn’t have to walk on the ex’s shirt day in and day out (even if it is only to do his kitty “business”).

SO! I am offering you all a piece of history. This rug was made from 3 of my ex’s most prized shirts, including an old school Beastie Boys shirt he got at a concert years ago. It really is something, and I spent a lot of time making it, so I don’t want it to go to waste.

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Browse other posts that have been deemed legendary by going to Best of Craigslist.